If Target Had a Bar, My Life Would Be Perfect Kitchen Towel

The only thing Target’s missing is a margarita machine. This towel says what we’re all thinking—shopping would be even more magical with a cocktail in hand.

Why We Love It

• Relatable & Witty – Perfect for Target lovers and casual wine philosophers

• Handmade in Michigan – Sewn and printed by an all-female team

• Eco-Friendly – Printed with water-based, environmentally conscious ink

• Washer + Dryer Safe – Use it daily, laugh every time

• A perfect gift for wine night, girls’ night, or anyone who shops with joy and caffeine

Product Details

• Material: 100% unbleached cotton

• Size: Approximately 24" x 26"

• Texture: Natural and more rustic than bright white towels

• Care: Machine washable and dryer safe

• Printed with eco-friendly, water-based ink

• Made in the USA